In 2006 Detroit hosted the Super Bowl at Ford Field, and Motown's favorite all-mom band, The Mydols, celebrated the most holy of American spectacles with a tribute song to the sacred, traditional day in our national identity. The day that warms the clogged hearts and beer soaked membranes of the most passionate and obese sports fans! The day where families unite and enemies become friends and none of them smell all that well. The day where women finally know their place and men are allowed to scratch themselves with impunity.
Thank God for the Super Bowl is a united sigh of relief from wives, mothers and girlfriends around the breast of this land for they do not have to think about mundane issues like equality, love, and respect. No, for this one near biblical day of manlihood, they need only to have to focus on how they can best serve the hairy gorillas that have placed their feet on their grandmother’s antique coffee table. They laugh nervously when their husbands' creepy life-long bachelor friends leer at their cleavage and think about how lucky they are in a wintry wondery time, where they are allowed to sing a happy song while on their knees cleaning up vomit around 3 AM.
Thank God for the Super Bowl is The Mydols' ode to joy for this blessed event. A soothing bit of nostalgia and a musical hug to a nation in need. Thank God for the Super Bowl is a near reverent appreciation in the form of a musical salute for this great American tradition that dates back forty years!
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